oh my fucking god
i have never laughed so much in my life
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oh my fucking god
i have never laughed so much in my life
imma be real
I have this friend who is way closer to me than I am to them
and I honestly have outgrown them
but I don’t want to hurt them
and on top of that I absolutely love their family
I suck
i can`t go to school mom the blankets have accepted me as one of their own if i leave now i might lose their trust.
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
that’s right
hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot
This is the funniest picture of a groom with his groom’s men I’ve ever seen.
robert-pattinson-hates-his-life:
Rob talking about a stalker he had in Spain.HE COMPLAINED ABOUT HIS LIFE.
TO A FAN.
FOR TWO STRAIGHT HOURS.
Bless this man.
the man. the myth. the legend.
I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before but it’s definitely worth a second post.
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Sometimes I just stop and think about this post
Lest you think it would be fun or feel good to be famous…
Doug Perrine captured these stunning photographs in the Maldives. The particular location (Vaadhoo Island) has a concentrated population of bioluminescent phytoplankton. Bioluminescence is a natural chemical reaction which occurs when a micro-organism in the water reacts with oxygen. When washed ashore by the tides, the phytoplankton’s chemical energy is turned into light energy, illuminating the waves.
We have these in St. Augustine too! During low tide, when there are little tide pools in the sand, if you walk through them you’ll see little twinkling lights where you step!! It’s really cool it’s like you make a stream of little stars!
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